Best tweets during the debate

4. McCain says a lot of "if this will happen,
then this will happen". He must be a psychic. I'm amazed at his future
reading capabilities

3. Why doesn't McCain marry Patreus if he loves him so much? - Because he's engaged to Lieberman

2. Sarah Palin can look into Putin's eyes and see his soul from her front porch.

1. Mccain: "a man came up to me and gave me his son's underwear...and i'm wearing them right now!"

Fresh faced virgo-es

This week the Octopus celebrates three birthdays. The Virgo tentacles partied hard but most of us didn't get to share on the debauchery, for one reason or another. But we wish them the best as they embark on another trip around the sun. Happy Birthday, Foolz-ee-os.

Community organizer

nuff said!!